What's the definition of a HOT MESS!!! That would be this.....
A late night trip to Walmart (in heels and a leopard dress) is clearly what prompts a Twerkin Session in the middle of the aisle in front of the Lite Beer. But wait...it doesn't stop there.
Then we move to bake goods section...and continue to drop it...drop it low.
SMH!!! I'm not sure what song popped in this young lady's head at the time the twerkin began...or maybe she just had a flashback from her experience at the club she just left and wanted to revisit that moment...(not just once but SEVERAL times in SEVERAL sections of Club WALMART.)
Whatever song it was that popped in her head....it can't be better than the one my girl Fantasia did as she watched the youtube video of this lady pop lock and droppin it, during her recent visit to Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live.
Fantasia did one of Jerome's moves from Martin (sitcom) and said, I wrote a song about it....like to hear it....hear it go. It's called...."Twerking by the Cakes."
Here are her Lyrics that she sang in her southern twang as she snapped the rhythm...."Twerking by the cakes....twerking by the cakes...twerking by the cakes-yes I'm twerking by the cakes. Now I'm twerking by the fish...I'm twerking by the fish.....hold up.....now I'm twerking by the milk."
No one can sing a theme song to a girl gettin it poppin in Walmart like Fantasia. To see and hear Fantasia on Andy Cohen. Check the link below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkYN8IpWD3Q
And of course-I have to add my (POV).....Please STOP Twerkin by the cakes ladies. Even though Fantasia did you justice with this song....it is still a HOT MESS! #Knock it off
And yes....all that jumping and popping is making that clapping sound.
-OhThatsWanda
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